Been a while...

Predator dioarama 

Snow Speeder modified

Just painted this one, took the whole thing apart and sprayed to look like its been in a war..

This is a model that a friend wanted repainted, I took it apart and added lights on the R2 unit and thrusters, took around 4 weeks as i had a few jobs on the go at the same time but got there in the end.

Sprayed the whole ship white then added the Decals, and gave the whole ship a tranish burnt used look.

Added a black wooden base

DEVIL MAY CRY Figure, Painted this a while ago...

Alien Face Higger 1:1, Vinyl kit and painted to look like the film....

Will be making the one in the tube which can be seen in the AVP 2 Film at the start of the movie.....

The Face higger is 34inches in length looks real cool........

Building a Train Set in the Spare Room and will be ready after i get the lighting and ground work done. everything is painted from scratch, from the people, lamposts, even the apples on the trees..... work in progress and will update when more is done.....

Chun Li Resin Kit i bought and painted

Terminator Resin Kit i bought and redid the lights and also painted with a chro

me spray i found hanging around....

i bought these on ebay for a song and repainted them, added mesh for the eyes and changed the light which now has a piercing red beam.... they are cool and the seller is a gem as his stuff is really great...... cheap and worth every penny....

i am making 5 zombies in the house for various clients and promos

check out the 1st one i did. he now stands in the dining room and scares the bejesus out of me....

As you can imagine dinner is a tasty experience - hmmmmmm cold cuts......

cool or what

this guy i found and he has the best iron man in the market,

another box i did for my wifes friend...marilyn monroe on a cosmetic box....

cosmetic box i painted for my wife.........

Akuma, say no more........wait... is that really you?

Blanka? Another Street fighter Character... Hmmm which one again?

Chun Li? one is my favourite all time street fighter the other is my nightmare.......hahahahahahahaahahaha

Introducing...... Cartoons on a Bag Part 1

Hmmmm very strange. Are they the same person?

The first 100.....The many faces of my dear friend Nobhead....

The Nine Incher Man, Dan: written in 2001

In Surrey, I have a friend called Dan,
He’s known in some circles as The Nine Incher Man.

I remember once he had this one chick,
She told, in confidence he had a magnificent prick.

Another girl told me he was to Toobukoo and huge,
Even when using cream or some lube.

When you talk to the guy, he’s quite fun and cool,
Obviously when you go in the showers with him you look like a fool.

I was never one for size, more technique meant more,
When you make a girl scream, she can be heard next door.

Anyway back to my story about my friend,
If his shlong had eyes it could see round the bend.

Ha ha you giggle and laugh at my story,
His thing is that big, as a big as a lorry.

But I have to say if you meet the guy you wouldn’t know,
That in his pants, there was something evil below.


I end my story about nothing you see,
Just my good friend, I swear it’s as big as a tree.

The End

Funny Dog....hehehehehehehehe

2nd Part of a sick Poem.....dedicated to my friend Nobhead

Part 2

There’s no sign of life, she’s definitely dead,
I lifted her on my shoulder and carried her to my bed.

I touch her cold body ‘oh my god I killed her!’
What shall I do? Shall I throw her in the river?

I go to the shower to clean myself up,
I think to myself ‘why did I fuck that slut?’

I dry myself off, watching the water go down the drain,
I’m not going down for this or getting the blame.

I put on some clothes and notice she’s twitching,
Oh my god she’s alive! My dick starts itching.

I lift her head up and repeatedly check signs of life,
Yup, there’s nothing there, I proceed to the kitchen for a knife.

I open the drawer and find my trusty blade,
I also grab some black bin bags and a spade.

I go back to the bedroom and she’s starting to smell,
I think I will use bleach then no one will tell.

I look at the clock, its quarter past three
If I was to carry out a huge bag will anyone see?

I have to cut her up, there’s no other way.
As I’m about to slice her leg, someone shouts ‘hey!’

I turn around, it’s my good friend Rob,
‘What you think you’re doing?’ he says as I begin to sob.

‘I’m sorry, I just don’t know what to do, brother!’
‘Its okay friend, this is between me, you and your dead lover!’

I look at my friend and he’s not actually mad,
He says ‘As long as you let me have a go, a tad!’

I’m sitting on the carpet and looking at my friend having a go,
The look on his face is full of glee and as he pounds her nice and slow.

As he’s pumping away, I reach for my camera,
I take a few shots and hit him on the head with my hammer.

The police arrive, asking questions while looking at my friend,
I tell him it’s his fault, ‘He went loopy and round the bend!’

One handcuffs Rob while the other is in the corner being sick,
The officer says to Rob ‘you’re going down you sick prick!’

The officer shakes my hand and tells me it’s okay,
I’m thinking to myself all my problems are going away.

They take Rob away, I feel in a way a relief,
He’s going to get the blame now and the grief.

The door closes shut, finally I am free,
I am not going down, I am happieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Its ME! Made this when I was 16 years old... Was broken and now fixing it again as you can see

The Original Dodgy Bloke.....

Something I drew after a nite of clubbing...hahahahaha

This picture cracks my sides....as you can see there are people in the world that look like cartoons....

Get a camera....
Take pictures of people that look like cartoons...
post them to me at
Werawotzit@gmail.com

for a Mr Ruban, shop leaflet.....The best writer in Malaysia

An old strip i did when i was very very drunk after a nite on the town..... A long time ago....