2nd Part of a sick Poem.....dedicated to my friend Nobhead

Part 2

There’s no sign of life, she’s definitely dead,
I lifted her on my shoulder and carried her to my bed.

I touch her cold body ‘oh my god I killed her!’
What shall I do? Shall I throw her in the river?

I go to the shower to clean myself up,
I think to myself ‘why did I fuck that slut?’

I dry myself off, watching the water go down the drain,
I’m not going down for this or getting the blame.

I put on some clothes and notice she’s twitching,
Oh my god she’s alive! My dick starts itching.

I lift her head up and repeatedly check signs of life,
Yup, there’s nothing there, I proceed to the kitchen for a knife.

I open the drawer and find my trusty blade,
I also grab some black bin bags and a spade.

I go back to the bedroom and she’s starting to smell,
I think I will use bleach then no one will tell.

I look at the clock, its quarter past three
If I was to carry out a huge bag will anyone see?

I have to cut her up, there’s no other way.
As I’m about to slice her leg, someone shouts ‘hey!’

I turn around, it’s my good friend Rob,
‘What you think you’re doing?’ he says as I begin to sob.

‘I’m sorry, I just don’t know what to do, brother!’
‘Its okay friend, this is between me, you and your dead lover!’

I look at my friend and he’s not actually mad,
He says ‘As long as you let me have a go, a tad!’

I’m sitting on the carpet and looking at my friend having a go,
The look on his face is full of glee and as he pounds her nice and slow.

As he’s pumping away, I reach for my camera,
I take a few shots and hit him on the head with my hammer.

The police arrive, asking questions while looking at my friend,
I tell him it’s his fault, ‘He went loopy and round the bend!’

One handcuffs Rob while the other is in the corner being sick,
The officer says to Rob ‘you’re going down you sick prick!’

The officer shakes my hand and tells me it’s okay,
I’m thinking to myself all my problems are going away.

They take Rob away, I feel in a way a relief,
He’s going to get the blame now and the grief.

The door closes shut, finally I am free,
I am not going down, I am happieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!